The Comic Asylum

I could not be happier that Kevin Bieksa has re-signed with the Vancouver Canucks, not only because having Boom Boom on defence for the next five years is beyond amazing, but because I will get incredible quotes from roughly 700 interviews to come.

Bieksa never has been and never will be shy in front of a tape recorder or camera. He tells is like it is, and in a humorous way that typically doesn't cross any lines. Take his quotes about Chris Tanev's first Stanley Cup Final game, he said the youngster was so cool "he could have played with a cigarette in his mouth."

Juice has had some gems over the years, including one of my personal favourites referring to the different between former Canucks captains Roberto Luongo and Markus Naslund: "Roberto’s a goalie, Markus is a winger.”

The boys at Pass It To Bulis came up with a list of their top-20 Bieksa quotes, but there are many many many many many more out there.

If you've got a favourite, share your favourite below!