The Comic Asylum

Meet Teo Lin. He's five-years-old, barely spent 2,000 days as a fan of the Vancouver Canucks and yet he has memorized some of the most tense hockey ever.



Since the Canucks edged the Chicago Blackhawks 2-1 in double overtime of Game 7 of the Western Conference Quarter-Final, Teo hasn't watched anything else on TV. No He-man and the Masters of the Universe, Thundercats, Inspector Gadget, Transformers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (those are still the cool shows, right?) - Teo has replayed that spectacular overtime so many times that he knows the play-by-play by heart. All of it.



See for yourself.







Now I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. Teo is either some kind of wizard, or maybe he has a photographic memory. Kids with spooky talent like this typically end up scaring me in horror movies, but Teo is a Canucks fan, so he definitely has his head on straight.



In conclusion, Teo rules and John Shorthouse better watch his back because there's a tot gunning for his spot!